Dear Future Son
Budney tells his would be offspring how it is.

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A thehelicon.com Movie Review: My Father the Hero
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What the F*ck Happened to Kris Kross?
We still think they're the miggidy-mac daddy.
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The Worst Commercial Ever
The Go Phone is garbage. Oh, and so is the commercial.
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A Letter to Jared from Subway
Quinton J. Williamson has a bone to pick.
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The Onion Setting the standard for fake news since 1988.

Married to the Sea Always updated at midnight EST. NO EXCEPTIONS!

Cracked.com Endorsed by Bill Simmons himself. Also by us.

OverheardinNewYork Quite possibly the funniest blog on the internet.

TheSuperficial Because Mike Budney asked nicely. And because it's great.

The Great Movie
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'Nuff said.
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The A-List:
The Top Ten
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A Day at the Races
Mike Budney loves NASCAR!
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Dueling Jojos:
Question #1 - To Stand or Not to Stand?
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The Seven Wonders of the Video Game World
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