THE WAYBACK MACHINE
 
 
 
 
By Arnie

In the end, there's just no beating number 1.

All four underdogs put up valiant efforts, but all four number one seeds ultimately prevailed in their Elite Eight matchups. Some were intense, hotly-contested stache bashes (Burt and McConnaughey won by a vote each), while others, well...not so much (Wilford continued to dominate, and Sam Elliott won by like a hundred votes).

Still, now it comes to this. The Final Four. Reynolds. Elliott. McConnaughey. Wilford Brimley. The fate of their face bunnies is in your hands.

#1 BURT REYNOLDS vs. #1 SAM ELLIOTT
 
def. #3 Tom Selleck 50.3%-49.7% Rd 4 def. #3 Kurt Russell 56.1%-43.9%
def. #4 Samuel L. Jackson 62.7%-37.3% Rd 3 def. #2 Hulk Hogan 53.9%-46.1%
def. #9 Carl Weathers 90.6%-9.4% Rd 2 def. #11 Diedrich Bader 50.3%-49.7%
def. #16 Reggie Jackson 95.0%-5.0% Rd 1 def. #14 Benicio del Toro 52.8%-47.2%

#1 MATTHEW McCONNAUGHEY vs. #1 WILFORD BRIMLEY
 
def. #15 David Hyde Pierce 50.3%-49.7% Rd 4 def. #2 Gary Oldman 85.2%-14.8%
def. #5 Bill Paxton 52.0%-48.0% Rd 3 def. #4 Richard Pryor 99.0%-1.0%
def. #9 Jeffrey Jones 62.2%-37.8% Rd 2 def. #9 John Candy 100.0%-0.0%
def. #16 Peter Sellers 50.4%-49.6% Rd 1 def. #16 Pat Morita 89.7%-10.3%