|
Tanner |
Gladstone |
Katsopolis |
Height |
6'4" |
5'11" |
6'0" |
Physical Advantages |
Freakishly long arms |
Former hockey
player |
Mullet cushions blows to head |
Battlecry |
"Wake up, San Francisco!"
(could be intimidating
if used correctly) |
"Cut it out!"
(workable, maybe
with throat-slashing motion)
|
"Have Mercy!"
(probably not so great) |
Possible Weapons? |
I'm guessing he keeps some spray cleaner on his person at all times |
None |
Disarming good looks |
Why He'd Win |
Probably has
pent-up rage from
tragic loss of wife |
Clear intimidation advantage (see picture); camouflage (see picture); Ranger training |
Proud Greek warrior heritage; intimidating
bad boy image (pre-Becky) |
Why He Wouldn't |
Would stop to
wipe
blood spatter
from floor |
Extra fun to pummel, because he'd probably make sound effects |
No athletic ability whatsoever (remember Kareem trying to teach him to ball?) |
