- World Series 2008: 10 things to watch for during the Fall Classic
- The Guarana-file(s) Week #3: Will Potter get scared by a BooKoo?
- Pumpkin Carving 101: Schelle teaches us a Halloween lesson

- The Guarana-file(s) Week #1: Will Potter Feel the "Sting" of Y2J?
- The Guarana-file(s) Week #2: Potter tackles a lethal water/energy drink combo

- Dueling Jojos: Beijing 2008....the Wussy Events
- Budney Attempted Poetry Once. Let us never speak of it again.

- Schelle writes to corporations. And he expects results.
- 15 Freaking Innings! An MLB All-Star Game Running Diary
- Arnie watched the NBA Draft and blogged about it.

- The Worst Commercial Ever: Everything Meatloaf touches does not turn to gold
- A letter from Mike Budney to his future son

- presents Your Guide to the Stimulus Act of 2008
- Potter’s lady friend made him watch My Father The Hero, so we made him write this.
- An open letter to Jared from Subway
- Freakshow: a movie so bad we watched it for you.

- Springtime = New Job Time
- Op/Ed: Gay Guy Gab with Zac!
- The Worst Fictional Communities To Move To
- Because our brains are smarter than yours: Inventions for the Future!
- Ever wonder what your pinky toe is doing down there?
- A list of ten lists of ten things Potter would rather get than ten missed calls
- Breaking News: Area Man Fed Up With Friend’s Vegetarianism
- Dueling Jojos: Hollywood Wussy Gang Fight
- Portrait of a Hero: Jay Buhner

- A minute by minute diary of Mike Budney’s sick day, because everybody needs to know.
- Japanese Game Show Fun Time Happy Time Roundup! presented by
- We just saw Dan In Real Life and get this: Dane Cook still sucks eggs.
- Hooray, baseball: The best (fake) ballpark promotions of 2008
- Did You Bring me Back any Yuengling? Johnny Woodman wants to know.
- Local Boy Loses Interest in Guitar Hero: Yes, it is possible.

- Winter doldrums got you down? We’ve got four words for you: Jean Claude Van Damme.
- Here are some President’s Day facts for you, because we’re all about education here.
- In the post V-Day doghouse? We’ve got your back.
- Op/Ed: Don't Buy Me Another F'ing Music Box For Valentine's Day
- presents Your Guide to Super Tuesday
- A paper bag talks to Mike Budney.
- 8-Bit Workout: What it'll take you to get off your rump and shed some calories

- A confidential letter from the U.S. Regulatory Commission for Sexual Congress
- What the f*** ever happened to Kid & Play?
- And while we’re at it, remember Kriss Kross?
- Grocery stores make Mike Budney happy.

- How to dress your Christmas Tree if you’re not a total dumbass
- We hate holiday commercials.  Here’s why.
- Work distractions: Christmas style
- Your one-stop holiday gift guide, care of

- There can only be one: Browns v. Steelers 2007
- Writers are still on strike?  Big deal.  We’ve got you covered.
- The S.S. Steams and Sir Carl: Adventures in Correspondence
- A Thanksgiving to Remember: Turdukenigobinail??

- Something for the locals: In case Columbus is overrun with zombies, here’s where to go.
- Op/Ed: I'll Dress Up Like A Halloween Skank Soon As You Work Out
- The 2007 Cleveland Indians: Team of Destiny!
- FOLLOW UP: The 2007 Cleveland Indians: It was fun while it lasted.
- Dueling Jojos: Because we were too lazy to go find a dictionary.
- Remember Combatribes?  Because we totally do.
- The Top Ten Hulk Hogan YouTube Clips.  You are so very welcome.


- 2007 Football Preview: If Your Season Were A Movie…
- 2007 Football Preview: Headlines From Around The League
- 2007 Football Preview: An Open Letter To Rex Grossman
- 2007 Football Preview: Don’t Forget About College
- Preview of a real book: Five People Who Died Having Sex

- Found in the Polish highlands: Frankenmeade's Potable Hellfire Tonic
- An open letter to DMX
- After all these years, the Old Yeller killer finally comes clean.


- salutes William Gray Paxton
- Open letters to our friends in TV Land
- Goodbye, Antioch University. Our generation will have to find a new place not to shower.
- Yes, he went again. Potter went to Cleveland All Pro Wrestling.

- Graduation 2007: Congratulations!  Now what?
- Dueling JoJos: A Roll in the Hay or A Meaty Treat?
- Dudes, we got ourselves an iPhone.
- A Day At The Races: A running diary of 2,000 left turns
- 's Guide to Social Motoring
- Our guide to Knocked Up: Be careful.
- Everybody take note: Mike Budney needs new running shoes.


- Dueling JoJos: Ford or Ferry?
- The Five Worst NES Games Ever
­ 's Rules of Texting
- An open letter to Brad Pitt
- Summer 2007 Dating Preview
- The Ten Most Mismatched Couples on Television
- Mike Budney has a dream.  No, not that kind of dream, pervert.
- He Went Again: Cleveland All Pro Wrestling, part deux

- Gator Bait: Florida 2, Ohio 0.
- The Ten Lamest G.I. Joes
- Stressed about your taxes?  You’re not the only one.
- 300+ real answers from Family Feud
- O.J. Mayo spends a year in the minors.
- 2007 NFL Draft Diary with Mike Budney, Cleveland Browns superfan
- My Trip to Awesome: checks out Cleveland All Pro Wrestling
- Some tips from your friendly neighborhood real estate agent
- Confessions of a Notre Dame fan: Pigskin Weekend
- Budney plays softball.  That’s it.  That’s the joke.
- Dueling JoJos: Welcome to the real world.

- Grandview Pub Crawl
- The Seven Wonders of the Video Game World
- Mike Schelle eats a dollar bill.  And people wonder why we don’t make more videos.
- Why Your Team Won’t Win The NCAA Tournament
- Dueling JoJos: The Ultimate Showdown
- F*** you, Michael Bay.  F*** you hard.
- Dueling JoJos: Lost Cause?
- Where Have All The Heroes Gone: Superman and Captain America
- TMNT A-OK
- Grilled Cheese Incident, starring Mike Budney