Dear Conglomerate Corporation...
Mike writes to companies. They might write back.

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Budney Attempts Poetry
Yeah it's about as enticing as it sounds.
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Jean Claude Van Damme Drinking Game
It ain't the most recentest, but it is still a classic...
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Beijing 2008: The Wussy Events
Correct. We watched the Olympics.
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Pumpkin Carving 101
It's way past Halloween, but do we really care?
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The Onion Setting the standard for fake news since 1988.

Married to the Sea Always updated at midnight EST. NO EXCEPTIONS!

Cracked.com Endorsed by Bill Simmons himself. Also by us.

OverheardinNewYork Quite possibly the funniest blog on the internet.

TheSuperficial Because Mike Budney asked nicely. And because it's great.

The Great Movie
Stache-Off
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thehelicon.com
Salutes Bill Paxton
'Nuff said.
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The A-List:
The Top Ten
Worst G.I. Joes

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A Day at the Races
Mike Budney loves NASCAR!
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Dueling Jojos:
Question #1 - To Stand or Not to Stand?
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The Seven Wonders of the Video Game World
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